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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪
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I can't believe
I lied to the FBI.
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I'm afraid we can all
say the same thing.
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Not me. I had my
fingers crossed.
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I'm sure the court
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will take that into
consideration.
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Look, let's try and
examine this logically.
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If Uncle Ned is innocent,
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then we really didn't
do anything wrong
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by lying to the
FBI. If he's guilty,
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then we're harboring a
criminal, and we'll all go to jail.
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Let me start again.
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Probably should have
told the FBI the truth.
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No, Mom, you
did the right thing.
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Uncle Ned's your brother.
You had to protect him.
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Now, if the FBI
were looking for Alex,
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I'm sure I would...
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Sorry, bad example.
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Hi, guys, sorry I missed dinner.
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How'd it go? Did Jennifer
eat all her vegetables?
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Ned, the man who was
here before was an FBI agent.
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Darn it. And I missed him?
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I'm always out of the house
when exciting things happen.
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He said you embezzled
four and a half million dollars
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from the Syntram Corporation.
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Wow, that's a lot of money.
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Ned, I think maybe
we should talk.
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Yeah, I think so too.
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Uh, kids,
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why don't you go
on up to bed now?
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I just got my second wind.
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Come on. Go on.
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Let's go.
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Okay, I don't want to
be in trouble with the FBI
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and Mom and Dad.
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I'd like to stay, if it's okay.
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That's a good idea.
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I think Alex should
hear this too.
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So what did you
say to the FBI guy?
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We told him we hadn't seen you,
we didn't know where you were.
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I appreciate that you gave
me the benefit of the doubt.
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But we only lied because we knew
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you wouldn't do
something like that.
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Thanks. Did you
steal the money, Ned?
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Yes.
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Are you crazy?
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Have you absolutely
gone out of your mind?
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You have to understand, I...
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I didn't steal that
money for myself.
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I stole it for those
1,800 people
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who are going
to lose their jobs.
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What were you gonna do,
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send them each 100,000
bucks for Christmas?
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I felt as though I
had to do something
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to try to stop this merger.
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So before I left, I, uh...
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I took the Hemsdale portfolio.
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All the corporate records
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and four and a half
million dollars in assets,
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and I hid it.
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You hid it? Where?
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In the computer.
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Nowadays the
records, all the money,
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everything is stored
on computer disks.
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I simply opened up an
account in my own name,
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with an access
code that only I know,
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and I transferred the
Hemsdale portfolio into it.
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This way that merger
cannot go through.
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Ned, I respect
your quitting the job,
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but stealing the
money and the records
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is downright stupid.
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And whether that money
is stuffed in a computer
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or in suitcase,
it's still stealing.
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I was under the impression
that you guys once took a stand
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against things like injustice
and blind corporate greed.
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We didn't break the
law, Ned. Oh, no?
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Why were you in jail during the
Democratic Convention of '68?
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You couldn't get a hotel room?
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Well, it's not the same thing.
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Of course it's the same thing.
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It was just fashionable
when you did it.
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Look, you guys took
your stand in the '60s.
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And I respect you for
it. And two days ago,
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I was on the verge
of seeing my work,
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my education, my
entire life up to this point,
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come to harvest in the
senseless firing of 1,800 people.
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And I took my stand, damn it.
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You don't have to worry.
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I won't involve you
in this anymore.
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I'll be gone in the morning.
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Hey.
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Oh, hi.
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I stopped by your room
to talk. You weren't there.
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I was here.
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So I see.
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You were pretty quiet earlier.
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How could you do it, Uncle Ned?
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There was no other
way to save those jobs.
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There had to be another way.
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Maybe you could have done
something to create new jobs
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for those people.
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Like what? I don't know.
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Maybe you could have hired them
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to help out around your
apartment. Clean up.
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Stuff like that.
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Eighteen hundred people?
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They could take shifts.
Six hundred at a time.
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Alex, I think you're
missing the point here.
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I don't understand, Uncle Ned.
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I thought you loved
the business world.
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It's exciting, right?
Isn't it exciting?
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Knowing when to buy
short and when to sell long.
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When to play hardball
and when to use soft soap.
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When to lick your wounds
and when to bite your bullet.
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Usually you lick your wounds
after you bite your bullet.
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See? You know all this stuff.
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Alex, I admit, it
was very exciting.
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But in the final analysis,
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I just didn't have
the stomach for it.
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I began to realize there
is something very wrong
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built into the whole
corporate structure.
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Bite your tongue.
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The survival of a corporation
hinges on one thing:
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its ability to increase
profits. You know that.
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If little trivial
things like ethics
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and concern for the
public good get in the way,
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they get pushed aside.
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Uncle Ned,
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I agree that the Hemsdale
merger was a pretty sleazy deal.
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But you've gotta weigh
the good with the bad
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on the scales of injustice.
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Let's say this bowl
is the 1,800 workers.
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And, uh,
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this banana represents
Syntram's corporate health.
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So they're equally important.
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But, Alex,
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those people are going to
be collecting unemployment,
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which is a drain on
the Federal Reserve.
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In addition, there's
the lost revenue
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to all the smaller businesses
that dealt with Hemsdale.
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Finally, and most
important of all,
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there's the human factor.
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The intangibles.
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Syntram's corporate health
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is an illusion that is
easily stripped away.
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So you see,
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when you take all of these
factors into consideration,
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the implementation
of this merger
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is not congruent
with the public good.
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I rest my case.
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What are you gonna
do, Uncle Ned?
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I don't know.
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Look for something simple.
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Cottage in the country.
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Swing on the old oak tree.
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White picket fence.
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Will you marry me, Alex?
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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Steven!
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Aah! Get the kids!
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Did I wake you?
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I don't know. Am I awake?
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I've been up all night worrying.
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About the FBI?
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No, about Joey La
Grande's baseball mitt.
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Oh, well, honey,
I can underst...
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Who the hell is Joey La Grande?
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He was the bully who
used to push Ned around
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when we were kids.
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Well, one day, Ned got fed up
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and he stole Joey La
Grande's baseball mitt.
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Oh, great.
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The FBI will probably
come looking for that too.
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I told Ned that no matter
what Joey had done,
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stealing the mitt was wrong.
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Well, Ned said he knew that
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but he was scared
to give it back.
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So I took Ned to Joey's house,
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and I stood beside him while
he gave the mitt back to Joey.
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That's fascinating, Elyse.
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Don't you see? I helped Ned.
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I protected him because
he was my little brother
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and he needed me.
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He's still my little brother.
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I think we ought
to let him stay here.
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I'm gonna tell him that, okay?
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No, I don't think it's okay.
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Now, look, I love your brother,
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and I'm worried about him
too, but he can't stay here.
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Why not?
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He didn't just steal a
baseball mitt this time.
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He's scared, Steven.
That's why he came here.
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We can't turn him away
now, the stakes are too high.
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Ned is not a child, Elyse.
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Yes, he is.
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In many ways,
he's still a child.
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That's because you
treat him like one!
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You can't keep bailing him out
every time he gets into trouble.
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He's committed a crime,
and we can't be a party to that.
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You know, I think
maybe Ned was right.
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Maybe we are hypocrites.
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What? Well, yeah, I mean,
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when Ned told us what he'd done,
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we immediately
condemned him for it.
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Why, there was
a point in our lives
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when we would have
applauded what he did.
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What Ned did was
not simply a protest.
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It was one man taking
the law into his own hands
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because he thinks he's right.
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That's nothing I can applaud.
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Hello.
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It's Mrs. Obeck, next door.
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Hi, Mrs. Obeck.
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Oh, Mrs. Obeck,
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I'm sorry if we were
making too much noise.
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What's that?
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Ned is Elyse's brother.
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No, he is not
going to stay here.
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Yes, I know Elyse
made a good point but...
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Mrs. Obeck, if you don't
mind, this is a private matter.
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Yeah. Good night.
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She always takes your side.
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Elyse, we shouldn't be fighting.
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I know how you feel about
Ned, but this is his battle.
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You can't protect him forever.
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Did you guys hear that? I think
somebody's stealing the car.
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I heard it too.
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See if Ned's in his room.
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What do you think the odds are
that Ned is in his room, Elyse?
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Uncle Ned's gone.
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Alex is gone too.
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Alex, just a minute. Oh, no.
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Attention, please,
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Flight 437 to Miami Beach
will be delayed for 30 minutes.
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All right.
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You got me here safely.
Now I want you to go home.
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In case anything goes wrong
I don't want you involved.
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Uncle Ned, I may not
agree with what you did.
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I may not even understand it.
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But you're my uncle,
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and I care about you
and I want to help.
257
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,250
Alex, I will be fine by myself.
258
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,585
No, you won't.
259
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,354
It's not even safe for
you to talk to anyone.
260
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,723
This place could be
crawling with FBI agents.
261
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,446
Excuse me.
262
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,664
Do you know where Gate 27 is?
263
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,833
Uh, he doesn't speak English.
264
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,937
Oh. Well, then maybe
you know where it is.
265
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,271
I don't speak English either.
266
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,229
Oh.
267
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,448
Smooth, Alex.
268
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:21,149
The trick is to
be inconspicuous.
269
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:25,120
Just act natural.
Be cool, collected.
270
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,789
Under no circumstances panic.
271
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:27,890
Okay.
272
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,147
Ned!
273
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,778
Uncle Ned, why don't
you just sit over here
274
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,270
and I'll go and buy your ticket?
275
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,689
Hi. Oh, hi.
276
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,324
How's it going?
277
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,692
Pretty good.
278
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,927
Great. Great.
279
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,963
Do you want something?
280
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,464
Nah.
281
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,566
Oh, yeah, yeah,
there is one thing.
282
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,067
I need an airline ticket.
283
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,603
What a break.
284
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:17,373
I happen to sell
airline tickets.
285
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,708
Where do you want to go?
286
00:13:18,732 --> 00:13:20,464
What do you mean?
287
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,347
I think the question
is self-explanatory.
288
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,716
Yeah, right.
289
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,418
Um, I haven't
really decided yet.
290
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,087
Let me just step back
and look at the big board
291
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:34,578
and see what strikes my fancy.
292
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,482
Where do you want to go?
293
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,065
Seattle.
294
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,835
Okay.
295
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,937
The next flight
leaves in one hour.
296
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,740
Name please. Alex Keaton.
297
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,474
No, wait a minute.
298
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,709
Not Alex Keaton.
299
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,378
Not Alex Keaton?
300
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,103
No. No. Ned Donnelly.
301
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,350
No, no, no.
302
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,419
Uh, not... Not Ned Donnelly.
303
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,821
My name is definitely
not Ned Donnelly.
304
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,792
You had less
trouble picking a city.
305
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,661
Look, kid, relatively speaking,
306
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,431
this is one of life's
easier questions.
307
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,154
What's your name?
308
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,259
Alfredo Gomez.
309
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,843
Are you sure?
310
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,614
Hey, I ought to
know my own name.
311
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,583
I should have guessed it.
312
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,885
It's written all over your face.
313
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,842
Señor.
314
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:42,591
Okay. Gomez.
315
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,193
Cash or charge?
316
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,295
Cash or charge? Ahem.
317
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,464
Cash or charge? Let me think.
318
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,200
I'll be glad to wait
while you go ask.
319
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,902
Thanks. Excuse me.
320
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,137
Mr. Carlyle!
321
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,405
Hello, Alex.
322
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,906
Hello.
323
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,041
Small world, isn't it?
324
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,911
Round too.
325
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,279
What are you doing here?
326
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,680
Where?
327
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:05,781
Here. Here.
328
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,183
Oh, here.
329
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,250
What am I doing here?
330
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,952
I, uh... I come here a lot.
331
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,520
Oh, you do? Yeah.
332
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,523
Uh, I like airports.
333
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,960
I like to pretend that
I'm going somewhere.
334
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:22,253
Mr. Gomez, do you want
smoking or non-smoking?
335
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,504
Were you talking
you talking to me?
336
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,761
Sí.
337
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,945
My name is not Gomez.
338
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,480
Do you want to go back
to one of your old names?
339
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,783
Or do you have a new one for me?
340
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,184
This guy's crazy.
341
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,652
Cut the charade, Alex.
342
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,220
I followed you here
from your house.
343
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,890
Boy, that traffic was
something, wasn't it?
344
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,093
Look, Alex,
you're... Look, Al...
345
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,128
Look, Alex, you're a good kid.
346
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,830
Now, I'm going to have
to arrest Uncle Ned.
347
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,232
I don't want you to be
involved. Go home, Alex.
348
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:58,901
Please, Mr. Carlyle.
349
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,436
Please, don't arrest Uncle Ned.
350
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,205
He had a good reason.
Just let him explain.
351
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,574
I'm sorry, Alex. Okay.
352
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,809
Aahh!
353
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,399
Whoa.
354
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,717
Alex, what were you thinking?
355
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,051
I wasn't thinking.
356
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,354
I was trying to help Uncle Ned.
357
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,623
I feel so bad for Uncle Ned.
358
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,158
All right. All right, come on.
359
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,827
We're not gonna solve anything
by standing around and worrying.
360
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,163
You've gotta get to school.
361
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,931
I've gotta get to work.
362
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,366
We're all gonna
look pretty silly
363
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,902
unless we get
dressed first. Come on.
364
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,358
Sweetheart.
365
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,053
Ned!
366
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,287
Your tea's ready.
367
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,189
Are you all right?
Why are you here?
368
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,224
Fine and I don't know.
369
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,160
I was worried about Alex.
Did he make it back okay?
370
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,628
Yeah, Alex is fine.
371
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,896
Good.
372
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,531
They're looking for
me at the airport now.
373
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,400
If it's okay, I'd like
to hide out here
374
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,867
until I can think
of something else.
375
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,136
Just a night or two, all right?
376
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,271
No. That's not all right.
377
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,573
Why not?
378
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,777
I think you should
turn yourself in.
379
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,013
I love you, Ned, but I
can't bail you out this time.
380
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,048
Are you implying that
there have been other times
381
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,984
when you've had to
quote, bail me out?
382
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,285
Do you want a list?
383
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,120
Name one, Elyse.
384
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,790
The time you took Dad's
car without permission?
385
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,358
Oh, come on, Elyse.
386
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,293
Kids do that kind
of stuff all the time.
387
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,851
You left him in Cleveland.
388
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,687
He had bus fare.
389
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,936
Maybe this isn't all your fault.
390
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,705
I know I coddled you
391
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,374
and I always tried to
make things right for you.
392
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,743
But I've gotta say
no to you sometime.
393
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,880
Look, Elyse, come on, I
mean, what's a couple of days?
394
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,147
You won't even know I'm here.
395
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,416
No, you don't
understand this, do you?
396
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,284
You don't need a
big sister anymore.
397
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,486
You need a lawyer.
398
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,545
I begged you to
go to law school.
399
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,159
This is not a game.
400
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,028
You are not a kid any more.
401
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,963
For God's sake, will
you please grow up?
402
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,731
Mom.
403
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,066
Uncle Ned.
404
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,157
Oh, hey, Gomez, cómo está?
405
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,762
Listen, Carlyle is back and
there's another guy with him.
406
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,178
Just give me ten minutes. Ned!
407
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,047
That's all the
head start I need.
408
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,315
No, I'm sorry but you're going
to have to take my word for it.
409
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,717
He's not up there.
410
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,107
Okay. Okay. Then where is he?
411
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,888
Who are you?
412
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,424
Elyse, this is Mr. Peterson.
413
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,294
He is the president of
the Syntram Corporation.
414
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,263
And, uh...
415
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,131
you know Mr. Carlyle.
416
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,501
Nice to see you all again.
417
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,503
All right, enough
chatting. Where is he?
418
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,438
I presume you're
referring to my brother.
419
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,773
No, I'm looking for the Pope.
420
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,476
Did you try Rome?
421
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,434
Or maybe he's touring somewhere.
422
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:58,980
That wasn't funny, kid.
423
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,583
You watch how you speak
to my daughter, Mr. Peterson.
424
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,185
That's telling him, Steve.
425
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,988
Carlyle, this is
supposed to be an arrest.
426
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:09,258
That doesn't mean
it can't be pleasant.
427
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,326
Look, we know Ned's
here. I knew it yesterday.
428
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,495
That's why I had
Mr. Peterson fly in.
429
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,365
Mr. Carlyle, I'm sorry
we lied to you yesterday.
430
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,234
To be honest, we
were very scared.
431
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,569
But I'm telling you the
truth when I say now
432
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,337
that Ned is not here.
433
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,795
Hi.
434
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,179
Look who's here.
435
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,069
What a pleasant surprise.
436
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,505
It's, uh, Ned.
437
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,621
Hello, Rob.
438
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,889
Just passing through?
439
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,858
No, I came to have
you arrested, Ned.
440
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,761
That was my next guess.
441
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,830
All right, look, Ned,
here's the deal.
442
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,965
If you issue a formal apology,
443
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,267
and give us that
computer access number,
444
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,537
we may be willing to reduce
some of the charges against you.
445
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,306
Rob, I'm turning myself in,
446
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,108
but I don't plan to
reveal that code.
447
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,443
Now, don't be a fool.
448
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,179
You know as well as I do, that
computer can be programmed
449
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,014
to crack that
code all by itself.
450
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,883
Yeah, that's true.
451
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,385
Oh, you probably also know
452
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,187
that it'll take about 8.7 years.
453
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,090
But I'm willing
to wait if you are.
454
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,615
I'll see you in the car, Ned.
455
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,430
You know, you really blew it.
456
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:25,367
You had such a big
future at Syntram.
457
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,969
Why, in 15 years,
458
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,404
you could've been
running the whole place.
459
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,962
How long do you
figure it'll take me now?
460
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,313
Okay, Ned. Get your things.
461
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,014
We're going downtown.
462
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:42,317
I've always wanted to say that.
463
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,120
What made you
stop and come back?
464
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,856
I tripped over
Jennifer's baseball mitt.
465
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,380
I think I tore some ligaments.
466
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,727
Sorry, Uncle Ned.
467
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,262
No, no, no.
468
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,297
Actually, I'm glad it happened.
469
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,533
As I was lying there, on
the edge of the front lawn,
470
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,136
writhing in pain,
471
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,172
desperately trying
to flag down a ride,
472
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,374
I thought about something.
473
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,942
What?
474
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,278
Well, I thought about
Cleveland, and Dad,
475
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,880
and about that time, Elyse,
476
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,183
when I stole Joey La
Grande's baseball mitt.
477
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,818
And you took me
back to his house
478
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,387
and made me give it back to him.
479
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,812
And then you beat
the hell out of him.
480
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,362
You didn't tell me that part.
481
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,765
It was a long time ago.
482
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,667
Elyse, I didn't wanna give
Joey his baseball mitt back then,
483
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,836
and I certainly don't want
to go back to New York now.
484
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,238
But, uh,
485
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,906
if I'm gonna be
fighting these battles,
486
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,330
I should at least
do it in person.
487
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,346
Okay, Monkey-face.
488
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,949
I want you to remember
one thing. What?
489
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,185
Never swing at curve
balls on the outside corner.
490
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:53,154
I won't. Goodbye, Uncle Ned.
491
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,390
Mallory, remember,
492
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,793
when all else fails,
X equals eight.
493
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,195
I'll try not to forget.
494
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:04,065
Alex.
495
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:08,002
Big business can be
exciting and challenging.
496
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,804
But don't put blinders on.
497
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,542
Always remember the
things that are really important.
498
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,910
Two secretaries, huh?
499
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,567
Exactly.
500
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,616
Well, thanks for putting
up with me, Steve.
501
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,051
I know it's been rough.
502
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,719
Well, hey, sometimes it's rough
503
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,643
but it's never dull.
504
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,762
Who knows, Elyse? I
may just grow up yet.
505
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,865
I think maybe you already
have. I love you, Ned.
506
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,422
I love you too.
507
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,460
Take care of
yourself, Mr. Carlyle.
508
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:48,577
Goodbye, Ned.
509
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:49,811
Wait a minute!
510
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,115
I'm just testing.